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Supsup...
Here is the loooong awaited 2nd issue of the SHADOW WOLF
Cyberzine. Right
in time to get you through the hell of christmas. You
might
have noticed that the shadowwolf.net web adress didnt
operate anymore, thats
because I kinda forgot to renew the name or pay it or
something....its not that
important we will just put it on
http://www.legowelt.org/cyberzine from now on!
There you can also find the 1st issue in glorious green
monochrome.
That also means the editor@shadowwolf.net email is gone,
if you have an article
you know where to find me.
My name is S.Haddowwolf and I am a CyBeRpUnK...are u
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I N D E X
1. The Urbino Mirror Experiment
2. News From Intergalactic FM Radio
3. The Great Mono-Poly Interview
4. Latest Ball Lightning Theories
5. Rastafarian Language Course
6. Hong Kong's Electro Trash Hunt
7. Brian Eno's Ambient Surround Speaker System
8. Xenology 101: A Guide To Greys
9. Hot Producer Tips
10. The Occult Orientated Crime Album
11. Psychoactive Properties Of Garlic
12. Behringer BSY600 Bass Synthesizer Review
13. Behind The Scenes Of Relics Of The Past
14. Exo-Psychology With The Eight Circuit Model Of
Consciousness
15. New Words For U
16. ASCII Art Gallery
17. Video Advice Movie Tips
18. Essential Trip Music
19. Build Your Own Mixer Controlled Feedback Synth
20. Pulsars Of Poetry
21. Roland Aira TR8 Review From Miami
22. Hail To The Technological Singularity
23. Baz Reznik's Travel Journal
24. The Wisdom Of Argios The Sorcerer Druid
25. SchmerzLabor Und Das Cabaret Voltaire
26. Classifieds
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"The Urbino Mirror Experiment, an occult home adventure"
Here is an astonishing mysterious experiment you can do
with just a mirror
and a dim light. In the Urbino mirror experiment you sit
or stand
before a mirror, starring at your own reflection for some
time. After a few
minutes your reflection will transform into the face of
someone or something
else! Another person, someone you might know, an ancestor,
an archetypical
face, an animal, a demon or magic creature...or something
even weirder!
Reality falls apart, the true nature of the very self
becomes questionable,
do you even exist? Are you just some kind of vaporous
hologram of which
reality and proof we can only behold in a mirror? Does the
fabric of reality
short circuit in some kind of weird glitch loop because
you are watching
yourself which is not really yourself?
This strange phenomenon has been used since the earliest
of times by
sorcerers, witches, clairvoyants and fortune tellers in
magick practices.
It has only recently, in 2010, been scientificly
studied by dr. Giovanni
Caputo from the university of Urbino in Italy, hence the
name "URBINO
MIRROR EXPERIMENT".
This experiment might be scary, some people experienced
seeing monstrous
beings and felt quite disturbed aftwerwards.
What you need:
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A dark room
A mirror - Dr. Giovanni Caputo suggests a mirror at least
50 by 50 cm,
(that would be 19 by 19 inches) but I guess a smaller one
will do also.
A dim light - Giovanni suggests a 25W incandescent light,
but you probably
can try candles, LED's too or something.
Thats all you need...Place the light behind you,
preferably on a lower level
then the mirror. Sit before the mirror with a distance of
40 centimeters
(about 15-16 inches). Gaze for a couple of minutes at your
own reflection and
if everything should go as planned you will experience the
strange face
transformations.
Schematic drawing of the experiment:
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Experiment with different colors of
light and sound. Research if certain
music or frequencies have different effects on the
transforming reflections.
Scientific Explanation
So what did Dr.Giovanna Caputo find out during this
experiment? Well nothing
much except that it is a real experience and that there
is not really a
conclusive scientific explenation of what is going on.
We simply don't know
enough of neuroscience or how the brain works yet to
understand. There are
however some theories Dr.Caputo hinted at, which you can
read in his report of
the experiment, in pdf file http://www.perceptionweb.com/abstract.cgi?id=p6466
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MONO-POLY AND THE ART OF NOODLING
Hidden
somewhere in
the shadow of
the brand new
colossal
cathedral-esque
Rotterdam
Central
Station there
is a cosy room
with probably
one of the
most amazing
collections of
modular synths
in Holland…or
maybe even
europe…
maybe even the
world. It is
the modular
synthesizer
studio of
Dennis
Verschoor,
better known
by his artist
names
Mono-Poly and
Zond3.
In his
windowless
sweaty modular
synthesizer
studio he
drones away on
countless new
and ancient
machines. Some
dating from
the very
earliest
pioneering
times of
electronic
music. Endless
Infinite loops
of ever
changing
sounds,
bleeps,
drones…from
dreamy
ethereal pads
to harsh
industrial
noise. He has
released a
number of
albums on
various labels
such as
the cult
Japanese
Doppelgänger
records, based
around the
Japanese
avant garde
dark ambient
scene of
Koichi
Watanabe and
Seiji Nagai.
Miles of wires
are
intertwined on
the modular
synths, wires
that remind us
of endless
infinite
threads of
noodles.
Dennis calls
himself
jokingly "chef
noodle"
sometimes,
like the
muppet's
swedish chef
cooking up the
modular
canapés
frolicking
around…but
such a name
might be too
light hearted:
With a
little
imagination
Dennis could
also be a
fiendishly
genius villain
trying
to fabricate
evil giant
drones to take
over the
world. Shadow
Wolf investi-
gated to seek
out whats
cooking in
Rotterdam…
Q:
I guess most
readers will
know what a
modular
synthesizer
is, but just
for fun and
those 3 people
that don't
know...could
you explain
very shortly
in your own
words what it
is and why you
particularly
like it so
much?
Dennis: A
modular synth
is basically
something like
a custom car.
You can
choose what
kind of wheels
you want, what
type of
engine, what
exhaust
etc....
So basicaly in
synthesis
language you
can build it
up with vco's,
vcfs and
vca's etc from
all different
kinds of types
and brands.
But you can
also add
exotic stuff
like
ring-modulators,
wave-shapers
etc. That is
also for me
the
main reason
why I like
modular
synthesizers
that much.
Q:
You call your
creations
Noodles. Can
you explain
what Noodling
is?
Dennis:
Noodling,
basically, is
patching and
playing
modular
synthesizers.
I often call
patches
noodles when
they are self
playing
patches
without any
hand
manipulation
or computer
control…and
not sounding
like a looping
16 step
sequencer…something
that keeps
evolving by
itself.
Q: Is there a
difference
between
Noodles and
Drones?
Dennis: Well a
noodle could
be a drone
actually and a
drone a
noodle.
But basically
a noodle for
me is an
automatic
continuous
changing patch
which
could be
rhythmic or
melodic…or a
combination of
all above. But
a drone is
basically a
one note tone
or chord which
slowly evolves
due to a vcf
filter,
pulse width or
wave-shape
modulation for
example.
Q: Why is the
term Noodling
used and not
Spaghetti-ing
for example?
Just
because it is
easier to
pronounce or
is there
another
reason, maybe
even a
more sinister
one?
Dennis: I
think
spaghetti
somehow sounds
more like a
mess and
noodling
cooler.
Noodles are
nicer to eat
then spaghetti
anyway!
Q: How did you
get involved
with the
mysterious
Japanese
Doppelgänger
label
where you did
your first
release…can
you tell us a
bit who is
behind it and
have you ever
played there
or want to in
the future?
Dennis: At the
time i
contacted
Koichi
Watanabe i was
using some
Buchla 100
VCO's and a
bandpass
filter
together with
my Wiard. I
was doing some
deep
spacious drone
stuff and i
had some stuff
done. So i was
looking into
labels
and
doppelgänger
was one of the
labels i did
email. In the
email i had an
example of the
stuff i did
and Koichi
Watanabe
replied me
that he wanted
to
release it on
his label. So
that's
basicaly how i
got a release
there.
Q: What is the
oldest machine
you own?
Dennis: My
oldest machine
is a Rhode
& Schwarz
Abstimmbarer
Anzeigeverstärker
UBM. Well
actualy i
currently own
6 of them.
These were
made from 1955
until
somewhere
halfway the
1960s.
Official these
aren't "real"
instruments
but
made to test
telephone-lines.
They are
bandpass
filters with
resonance and
build with
tubes. Karl
Heinz
Stockhausen
used them
probably first
in a
musical way in
his
compositions
in the end
50s.
The oldest
"real" synth
piece i
currently is i
think my
Oberheim SEM.
But the oldest
i owned in the
past was a
Buchla/CBS
modular from
1968.
Q: Your alias,
Mono-Poly
seems a bit
odd as this is
not a Modular
Synth, was
this one of
your
synthesizers?
How do you
compare that
synth nowadays
with the
stuff you have
now?
Dennis: The
Korg Mono/Poly
was the first
monophonic
analogue
synthesizer i
ever owned.
And i think
the 3rd
synthesizer i
ever owned.
The first one
was a
Crumar Bit One
(bought
because it had
midi)
And the second
one a Roland
JX3P
with a PG-200.
I think the
Mono/Poly is
still an
interesting
synth and the
voicing
switching and
modulation
possibilities
are pretty
good!
Q:
Do you use
scales at all
or do you
embrace the
total freedom
of stepless
frequencies
that modular
synths can
provide?
Dennis: It
depends,
but for the
past years
i've been
using
quantizers
quite
often to keep
notes in minor
or major
scales. (A
Quantizer is a
module that
automatically
quantizes a
"wild" untuned
pitch into a
pitch of a
musical
scale)
Q: Do you see
yourself as a
explorer of
sound…if so
what have you
discovered
so far (in
terms of
sounds, music
and the
influence it
has on the
mind, did
you ever have
a mystical
experience
with sound?
Dennis: I
think i'm an
explorer of
sound but also
of patterns.
I'm not really
sure how to
describe
discoveries
but i think
sounds and
soundscapes
really play
with your
mind.
Sometimes
people come up
with
complete
story-lines
when they
listen to
stuff. And i
think we all
do. Don't
we? I think it
works really
well when
you're a
painter.
Because i am a
painter too.
But i don't
use paint but
sine and
square waves.
Q:
And where do
you want to
take your
exploring, are
there any
unknown, un-
mapped areas
in sound you
want to seek
out?
Dennis: I want
to discover
new worlds.
Q: Are you
aware of any
frequencies
that can
influence the
brain? Like
for
example
certain low
frequencies
around 19HZ
make people
feel
uncomfortable,
scared that
something is
around
them…like they
are being
haunted…did
you
ever
experience
something like
that? Or plan
to do some
experiments?
Dennis: Well
offcourse
frequency's
work on your
brain.
Everyone
knows…and
there are even
goverements
doing research
experiments to
break or make
people with
sound/frequencies.
Like torturing
people at
Guatomale Bay
while playing
Skinny Puppy!
I never
experimented
with it
yet but i will
for sure!
Q:
You have been
playing abroad
quite a few
times now with
your modular
synths at
festivals and
stuff…?
Dennis: I am a
resident at
Freerotation
Festval in
Wales (going
4th
year now).
Last year was
actually super
fun and at
Sunday i did a
jam sesion
with Cary
Grace which is
an amazing
Woman. She's
an awesome
musician,
singer
and she builds
Wiard modular
synthesizers.
Further more i
play a few
times
each year in
Brussel which
got a good and
nice modular
scene. I also
played in
Kuru, Estonia
last year.
Q:
When you
travel with
your modulars,
especially
when you
travel by air-
plane, I can
imagine it can
be difficult
at airports,
have there
ever been
any problems
with security?
Dennis: When i
fly back from
Berlin, Tegel
they always
take me out of
the
cue into a
seperate room
for further
investigation.
The best thing
i
learned is
tell them
you're a DJ.
Mostly there
aren't any big
problems at
airports. But
last year when
I
flew to
Tallin,
Estonia to
play at Kuru.
I got there
without a
problem.
Got picked up
at the airport
went to the
festival in
the middle of
the
woods, about 2
hours from the
city. On
Saturday i
wanted to
power up the
modular and it
didn't work at
all. This kind
off stuff
happens always
happen. But
after some
further
inspection i
noticed that
the
powersupply's
were broken. A
coil on the
pcb was broken
off and the
housing of the
Coil
was broken.
There i was in
the middle of
nowhere and
only 50% of
the modular
was
working. At
first i was
focused on
getting a new
power supply.
But i
realised that
wasn't
possible....we
were in the
middle of
nowhere.
So somehow I
got this very
old rusty
soldering iron
from a farm
and we
arranfed some
super glue. We
didn't had
solderpaste or
anything but I
managed to get
it working!
The rest of
the weekend in
Estonia was
amazing and I
ended up doing
a
last show a
few hours
before my
flight back
somewhere in
the Harbor
of Tallin.
Q:
Apart from
doing your
music you also
have been
doing the
noodle bar
events which
have grown as
an interesting
get-to-together
for many dutch
modular freak
and
enthiousast…can
you tell us a
bit about
these nights?
Who have
played so far
etc.?
Dennis: In
2012 i was
struggling
with being
annoyed that
there was not
really a good
electronic
(modular)
experimental
scene here at
all. In
August 2012 I
started with
the first
Noodlebar on a
Sunday at the
old BAR
at the
West-Kruiskade
in Rotterdam.
It was just a
bit of modular
fun in the
back of an old
bar. January
2013 BAR moved
to their
current
location and
things got
better. We
also could
play a bit
louder and we
got more
organized
as a Noodlebar
team.
At the end of
2014 i decided
to leave BAR
and in Januari
2014 we
started
doing our
events at
Roodkapje. And
we're still
doing shows at
Roodkapje now
every month.
But also
sometimes
party/festival
organizers
come to me
because they
have a room or
a day when
they want me
to program a
Noodlebar
and bring some
artists and
organize it.
So far we had
a few well
known artists
like Das Ding
and Stefan
Robbers from
the Acid
Junkies...
Also lots of
Artists which
aren't that
well known but
really deserve
to be
mentioned:
Gein, Rip-It,
Rumatov,
Ruistuin,
Jenamu6 with
Jenoer and
Stanislav,
Zenn,
Falafelbiels
and all others
i've
forgotten!
Newsupdate
just in:
The noodlebar
is going to
move from the
roodkapje
building to a
new more
permanent
location which
will also
include a
workshop
Check out the
Noodlebar
homepage here:
http://noodlebar.org!
Thank u Dennis
Mono-Poly for
this
interview.
MONO-POLY
SELECTED GEAR
LIST:
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BUCHLA MUSIC
EASEL
BUCHLA 100
& 200
series
FENIX XL
(prototype of
the Fenix 1
& 2)
SERGE/CGS 5
panel suitcase
Lots of
1960s/70's
laboratory
equipment like
filters,
oscillators
and weird
stuff.
HARRY PLOTTER
- this is an
intriguing
machine, sort
of a printer
that
directly
prints sound
into graphical
waveforms on
paper,
creating
little
artpieces
which you can
actually
purchase here
for very
modest prices:
http://www.harryplotter.nl
MONO-POLY
SELECTED
DISCOGRAPHY:
-------------------------------
Zond3 - Proton
K
(Doppelganger
Records CD
2008, Japan)
Mono/Poly -
Atlantic Storm
(Strange Life
Records CD
2009 Holland)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH9Cjxs5vbk
Mono/Poly -
AniTsalagi
Svnoyihi (205
Recordings CD
2011 Sweden)
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The
phenomena of
the mysterious
Ball Lighting
is still
unexplained
and
puzzling
scientists the
world over.
For many years
science
disregarded
ball lightning
as a fairytale
and
psuedoscience.
If you are
unfamiliar
with this
phenomenon:
Ball Lightning
is a
spherical,
globular ball
of fuzzy
"lightning"
that
floats and
moves around
for a
considerable
amount of
time. They can
move
straight
through walls,
windows and
metal and will
keep their
cosistency.
They can be
anywhere
between a few
centimeters to
meters in
diameter and
they have been
reported all
around the
world.
In the past
decades it has
become clear
that ball
lightning is a
very
real phenomena
and many
studies have
been conducted
investigating
them.
Many
laboratory
experiments
have been done
to recreate
the ball
lightning
to some
degree,
including one
with a
microwave
which you can
do yourself!
(see below).
But giving
similar
results
doesn't mean
it is the real
deal...it is
unknown if
these
laboratory
creations
resemble the
real ball
lightning.
We simply
don't know
what is going
on...we just
know they
exist: There
is a
considerable
amount of
collective eye
witness
reports and
photo-
graphic
evidence.
Here are some
theories
concerning the
origins of
ball
lightning:
ANTIMATTER
METEOR
An
hypothesized
speculation
that comets or
meteoroids
exist that are
made out of
antimatter
instead of
normal matter.
So
occasionally
these
metereoids hit
the earths
atmosphere and
become ball
lightning.
More
information
here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_comet
MICROSCOPIC
BLACK HOLES
A theory that
ball lightning
is a supertiny
primeordial
microscopic
black hole. As
they pass
through the
earth they
appear as the
balllightning.
Mario
Rabinowitz of
Stanford
University
wrote a paper
on the subject
you
can read here:
http://arxiv.org/pdf/astroph/0212251.pdf
TRANSCRANIAL
MAGNETIC
STIMULATION
Ball lightning
seems to be
very similar
to certain
hallucinations
ex-
perienced by
people who
have
epileptical
seizures in
the occipital
lobe.
These seizures
can be
triggered by
the force of a
lightning
strike: its
intense flash
and magnetic
field burst
could excite
the neurons in
the
brain.
This is
however
questionable
as ball
lightning has
been
photographed
and filmed.
Also, when it
occurs it is
witnessed by
everyone. That
would mean
these people
are
experiencing a
"collective
hallucination"
of something
that is
behaving the
same in the
mind of all
observers.
PROJECT
CONDIGN:
BUYANT PLASMA
HYPOTHESIS
A recently
declassified
secret study
by the British
Defence
Intelligence
on UFO's
"concluded"
that the
existence of
them as such
is
indisputable,
but that their
origin is not
extraterrestrial
but most
feasably
"supernormal"
weather/atmospheric
phenomena that
are not yet
understood.
One of these
is "Buyant
Plasma
Formation"
which creates
ball lightning
effects
through some
kind of
plamsic energy
field whatever
that means.
It even goes
as far
claiming these
Byant Plasma
formations can
induce
livelike
hallucinations
of close
encounters,
akin to the
transcranial
magnetic
stimulation
theory.
You can read
the Project
Condign report
here:
http://www.uk-ufo.org/condign/condscan.htm
BALL
LIGHTNING
EXPERIMENT IN
YOUR OWN
KITCHEN!
BALL
LIGHTNING
EXPERIMENT IN
YOUR OWN
KITCHEN!
BALL
LIGHTNING
EXPERIMENT IN
YOUR OWN
KITCHEN!
dissclaimer: I
am not
responsible if
you burn down
your house or
create
interdimensional
portals or
f*ck up the
time space
continuum.
if you do this
experiment -
its at your
own risk.
What you need:
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1 knife
1 grape
1 glass
1 microwave
oven
cut the upper
top from the
grape and make
a vertical
incision
through the
grape but
leave the
bottom part
together, like
this...we used
a green
grape but you
can ofcourse
use any color
you want:
grape is cut
as follows:
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<- leave
bottom part
intact.
Now
place the
grape under a
glass in the
microwave:
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And
turn on the
microwave and
watch the
genesis of a
ball
lightning!
Ofcourse we
really don't
know if this
actuall ball
lightning,
what we do
know is that
you just
created a
plasma
ball...which
kind of looks
like it.
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The
Rastafarian
language also
called Iyaric,
Livalect or
Italk is a
very
interesting
phenomena in
the
linguistics
world. It is a
dialect of
English but
pushes it
forward with
some
intruiging
concepts.
It uses the
idea of
"WORDSOUND", a
concept where
the sound of a
pronounced
word, or its
written name
is thought to
have powers
and hidden
meaning. Words
have higher
realities and
should never
be spoken
carelessly or
withouth
thought.
"It is a
conjuction of
mind, heart
and tongue to
project
positive and
enlighted
concepts of
thought and
heart"
The power of
words can be
changed:
negative
sounding words
have to become
more postive
within their
meaning and
viceversa.
Words are thus
changed if its
pronouncation
or written
name does not
comply with
its meaning.
For example:
Appreciate
becomes
Apprecilove,
because "ate"
sounds like
hate.
Dedication
becomes
Livication
because "Ded"
sounds like
dead.
Concept
becomes Incept
because "con"
has a negative
meaning
Understanding
becomes
Innerstanding
because
"Under"
doesn't fit
the meaning
of the word.
Oppressor
becomes
Downpressor
because "Op"
is related to
up and its
vibration
is too
positive for
such a
negative word.
Invention
becomes
Outvention for
mechanical
things -
because a
machine is
seen as
outward, it is
not "in the
mind", but for
a more
spiritual
concept like
Rastafarianism
you can use
Invention,
because it
comes from the
innermind.
More words and
phrases:
Irie -
Good, positive, peacefull emotions.
Ax / Aks - To Ask
Creation Stepper - Means you step it in and
throughout Babylon withouth fear -
cutting edge, living on the edge, fearing no foe.
Looking Justice in the eye
and saying what are you doing?" as said by Clinton
Fearon.
Bong Belly Pickney - A gluttonous
little fat brat
Babylon - The corrupt establishment, the system,
church, state, the police
Cool Runnings - Rastafarian term for "have a safe
journey"
Polytrickster - A Politician
Whore of Babylon - Queen Elizabeth II
Scientist - Occult practioner
Leggo Beas - Wild, Disorderly, like an uncaged
ferocious animal
First Light - Tommorow
I an I - term for Me, Myself, I
I-Wah time - What Hour or What is the Time?
I-nerversity - Your unexplored mental universe,
self teaching
Wolf - Non rasta dreadlocks
Sight? - Do you understand?
Chalice - Rastafarian Bong made out of a hollow
coconut
Bandulu Bizness - a racket, swindle
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A report on gear-hunting activities in Asia's
world city from our special
reporter in Hong Kong BoeufStroganoff:
Living in Hong Kong has its advantages and
disadvantages.
The city is build in a very dramatic fashion. It
is a string-shaped city,
sandwiched between the sea and jungle-ish
mountains, and high-rise buildings
pop up wherever there is a piece of land flat
enough not to be hazardous to
live on. Every squared centimetre is busy and
people "live" in rabbit cage-
like apartments. There is just no space in the
city.
Hong Kong is also addicted... to cash. Money flows
in here like sweet drug in
the veins of a shemale crackwhore. It is
constantly on people's mind, turning
them into money zombies.This kind of created a
society landscape that doesn't
contain all the flavours you would find in a more
balanced society. You meet a
lot of bankers, import-export guys, fashion
industry bitches, vacuous appear-
ance-related people or Chinese factory
coordinators,... but never will you
meet any astrophysicists, biomedical-scientist,
anthropologist and of course
very few artists or musicians. Rent is so
damn high that you just can't
afford having a non-conventional lifestyle.
Artists are not rich enough to
dedicate a room of their tiny apartment to make
big metal sculptures, a paint
studio or a music studio with machines instead of
just a laptop computer. As a consequence, the
city's cultural offer sucks big time.
But all this has created a unique setup for
someone like me.
There's a neighbourhood in Hong Kong called Sham
Shui Po. It used to be one of
the poorest district of Hong Kong, but it's under
heavy gentrification lately.
It's a place where you can find a lot of
electronic stores, second hand shops,
LED's, photography gear and a few block of
electronic junk places.
I call them "places" because I have never
understood if they were shops or not,
since sometimes people would yell at you to get
the fuck out (in cantonese),
but a week after the same people are happy
to make business with you. It is
especially good after dark, because you'll have a
lot of people running around
with electro junk and sitting on a pile of
cassette recorders smoking, drinking
and gambling in exotic languages. It has some ´
rebel spaceport market on an
asteroid ª kind of a vibe to it, and it is the
only true multicultural district
of Hong Kong in that regard.
Anyway, those places are basically just piles of
TVs, aircon units, DVD players
and all sort of weird machines that come here to
die. It feels like an electronic
machine death row, the last place where they are
stocked before being pulled
apart. They can hear the sound of the electric
screw driver, the same way cows
and pigs can hear screams of animal being killed
at the slaughterhouse.
Some of those machines will be offered a second
chance though. Maybe a black
Jesus will save them, by buying and putting them
into a container bound to an
exotic African country, where they can be repaired
and enjoy a nice sunny
lifestyle or something. Shipping junk to Africa
seems to be a big business here.
Where am I going with all this ?
Well, since there is only a handful of people
making music in this place, and
especially making music with actual space-hungry
gear, this is kind of a
paradise for gear-hunting activities. But forget
about mint condition. Whatever
you can find here will be run down, missing limbs,
or mentally deficient.
But dirt cheap !!
One cannot describe the pleasure of finding unique
musical gems amongst dead
80's karaoke amplifiers. You can never predict
what you will find, and many
trips are unsuccessful, but there are some good
picks. Like this Pearl
syncussion SY-1 analog drum synth I found on top
of some poor plasma TVs.
The guy didn't know what it was and got it for a
ridiculous (small) amount
of money. The wood is destroyed, the metal has
dents everywhere, but plug
it in and it makes amazing bliiip and pooings, as
to thank you for having
rescued it. Inspiring bubbly drone-ish tones can
be achieved with it.
Once I saw a concrete-covered Roland super-JX,
barely recognizable (4 euros).
Turned out that when I removed the concrete, it
was rusted to the extreme as
if it stayed under acid rain for a few years.
Considering it's state, I have to
say that I was quite surprised to see it turning
on and making sweet melancholic
pad sounds flawlessly. Has the machine
acquired new deep sound quality because
of it's difficult life experience ?
Sometimes making a deal is difficult, because of
the locals not willing to deal
with gweilos ("white ghost" in cantonese, used to
describe westerners). I had to
lie to an old lady who was not willing to let me
save a Siel DK80 from certain destruction. I told
her I made an arrangement with her boss previously
and that
she's going to get in trouble for not letting me
have it.
The concept of ethic becomes blurry when one see a
machine with a Chord Memory
function.
A Tama TS202 and the almighty AMS RMX16 reverb
where once sold to me for a
price fixed by the weight of the metal. The RMX16
is still in a coma state
but I'm sure it will rise one day.
It is such a great way to tap into a new sound
source as you're bringing home
weird sound modules you would never find anywhere
else. Ever heard of the Kawai
Phm pop synth module ? Or the Yamaha PTX8 Drum
synth ? Great at making dark
electronic oil refinery drum sounds. Or the
strange and elegant Tascam CF-20
dual analog flanger/chorus rack module.
I could also talk about a couple of ensoniq ESQ1
keyboards in a special asian
version build by suzuki, sold for less than the
price of a single CEM chip, of
which it contains 8 units (I made this random
patch generator for it and it
sounds just like an episode of Ulysse 31).
Sweet...
Or the 50 euro deal for a Roland D50 and a Korg M1
that a Nigerian dude helped
me secure with a reluctant canto boss. Nigerians
junk dealers and Cantonese
Chinese seem to be able to communicate in a weird
form of mutated transgenic
english, a language I'm not familiar with
unfortunately.
Or an amazing sounding BOSS DM300 analog echo that
i bought "just because I
need those big black and orange knobs for an art
project" for 3 euros.
BTW, If you see one of these passing by, get it on
the spot, you'll never
regret it. Juicy soft distorted feedback sound
that can beef up the thinnest
sound.
Anyway, loads of unexpected finds in that hood...
Replace some fuses, turn
the machines on and if you don't die from an
electrical shock, a new sound
palette is offered to you, with scratchy pots and
digital glitches as extra
bonus. It's like seeing new colors in the rainbow
or something. I don't lust
after vintage legendary analog synth anymore. Now
my thrill is to find the
most obscure, unknown, off-market sound module and
make electricity pass
through its circuits again, after all those years
in a dark, warm and humid,
rat infested Hong Kong warehouse. Not to mention
that it actually helped me
learning some Cantonese which is a fucking
difficult language. One may also
learn a lot about their negotiation techniques,
which consist mostly in
smoking some hardcore chinese cigarettes, and
faking being busy and annoyed
when you try to show interest in a piece of crap.
Nobody seems to be interested in old gear in this
city, which is super duper
cool for me, but eventually those old bastards
keep filling up the space in
my tiny tiny place. I need more money to afford a
bigger place !
If one of you guys ever visit Hong Kong, and
unlike mushroom hunting
afficionados, I'll be happy to offer a tour of the
best "places"
(contact the editor )
BoeufStroganoff
some pics here : http://www.thomasbouffioulx.com/hktrash.html
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These are instructions on how to build a
surround "ambient" speaker system
with just a normal -2 speaker- setup and one
extra cheap speaker. They could
be found on the liner notes of the 1982 Brian
Eno Ambient 4:On Land record.
It is a very simple trick with some quite
impressive results and makes
your listening experience way more dynamic and
adventerous.
Although Brian Eno claims he discovered this
"by accident" it was really
originally invented in the early 1970s by
David Hafler as a cheap way to get
ambient surround sound by means of "passive
psuedo-quadraphonics", it is known
originally as the "Hafler Hookup". Naughty
Brian Eno! But because Ambient 4 On
Land is such a good album we will see it
through the fingers, as they say in
Holland.
What you need:
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(oldschool) HIFI Amplifier + left & right
speaker, not one of those new
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above, not giving too much
bass.
speaker cable
Instructions:
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AMBIENT 4 ON LAND Liner notes - An Ambient
Speaker System:
I regard this music as environmental: to be
experienced from the inside.
Accordingly I considered releasing a
quadrophonic version of it, an idea I
abandoned upon realising that very few people
(myself included) own quadra-
phonic systems.
However, I have for many years been using a
three-way speaker system that is
both simple to install and inexpensive, and
which seem to work well on any
music with a broad stereo image. The effect is
subtle but definite - it opens
out the music and seems to enlarge the room
acoustically.
In addition to a normal stereo hifi system all
that is required is one extra
loudspeaker and some speaker cable. The usage
of this speaker in the three-
way system is such that it will not be
required to handle very low frequencies:
therefore a small or "mini" speaker will be
adequate.
As shown in the diagram below, the two
terminals of the new speaker are
connected to the two positive speaker
connectors on the amplifier. This
speaker is located somewhere behind the
listener - at the apex of a triangle
whose base is formed by the original
loudspeaker set-up. One of the unexpected
benefiets of this system is an increase in the
usable listening area - almost
any point in the room will yield good
(although not necessarily "accurate")
stereo sound.
I arrived at this system by accident, and I
don't really know why it works.
What seems to happen is that the third speaker
reproduces any sound that is
not common to both sides of the stereo - i.e.,
everything that is not
located centrally in the stereo image - and I
assume that is because the
common information is put out of phase with
itself and cancels out.
More technically, the lower the impedance of
the added speaker, the louder it
will sound. If it is found to be too loud
(although this rarely seems to
happen), you can either insert a potentiometer
(6-12 ohms, at least 10 watts)
into the circuit, or move the speaker further
away.
Brian Eno.
Schematic setup of the ambient surround
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Basicly the added third speaker emits the
sounds that are not common to both sides of
the stereo spectrum and
plays them beyond you. This will give a
"3 Dimensional" sound experience,
it seems like the sound moves past you coming
from all angles! This
is quite the same thing that happens in dolby
surround systems today
but this is a cheaper and more rag-tag
"unique" way of doing things.
It also works great on movies!
Note: It will only work if your amplifier has
a common ground, it won't
work with a floating ground amplifier. How can
you check that? Well just
try it I guess, if it doesn't work you got the
wrong amp or you are
listening to some really shitty music.
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An Introduction to the GREY ALIEN SPECIES
NAMES: Greys, Roswell Greys, Grays, Zetans, Zeta
Reticulians, Petit Gris,
Gourds, The Kids, Extranjero Gris, Estrangeiro
Cinzento, Colonists, UFO
occupants and many more.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: Hairless skinny grey colored
humanoid-type alien.
Small size around 2 to 4 ft. with a large head,
enlarged cranium. Large black
eyes with no visible iris or pupil. Thin slithed
mouth, no lips. No external
organs such as noses, ears or sex organs. No
visible muscles or bone structures.
Often depicted with Long thin fingers, thin limbs
either small or long. There
are also taller greys reported but most of the
time they are small in size.
The taller greys, about 6 - 8 ft. are believed to
be in a higer ranking,
commanding function.
SUSPECTED ORIGIN: The Zeta Reticuli star system
A binary star system (a star system that consists
of two stars) of which the
stars are exceptionally similar to our own sun. At
a distance of around 39.5
Light years / 12 parsecs it is fairly close to us
on a cosmic scale.
It is believed that it has at least one planet
called SERPO (or SERPONIA or
SEINU) its existence leaked from undisclosed
sources that told about the
mysterious PROJECT SERPO - a top secret exchange
program between earth and
the supposedly grey home planet SERPO.
However at the time of writing there
has been no astronomical evidence for any planets
in the Zeta Reticuli system
to support this theory. But then again, exoplanet
research has just begun and
this doesn't mean at all that there are no planets
circling in the binary
system.
GALACTIC GEO-POLITICAL SITUATION:
They are enemies of the Reptillian alien race, who
like to eat Grey aliens
as a delicacy. Especially the Grey's fingers are
eaten as a light snack.
Also enemies of the Pleiadians, or Nordic
Aliens...basicly Greys
are enemies of everyone except neo-nazis as they
were allied with the Third
Reich in World War 2.
ACTIVITY: Primeraly known for abducting humans and
doing experiments on them
Greys are inheretily evil minded, or perhaps in
line with Lovecrafts cosmicism indifferent to our
feelings. Generally abductions take place during
nightime
when we are in our beds. The abductee is paralysed
while the greys appear on
the bedside and take their captive.
Abductions are extremely traumatic and terrifying
events. The abductee is
conducted to forced medical experiments that focus
most of the times on the
reproductive system and cranium. When they are
returned from their capture
the abductee occasionaly find themselves at a
different location from where
they were taken and they experience missing time.
HOW TO PROTECT AGAINST THEM:
There is probably not much you can do when these
greys show up in your
house, resistance seems futile as they aparently
use telepathic "thought"
control to abduct you.
It is said that white sage repells them but I dont
really think a highly
advanced extraterrestrial race with technology far
surpassing ours would be
repelled by a dried herb.
If you get abducted by Greys the best thing to do
is probably go with
the flow and at least enjoy the fact that aliens
take interest in you. Also
the mere idea that you have a first hand
encounter, in whatever way, with an
Alien lifeform should be quite a thrilling
experience...
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Some more tips from the world's freakiest studios:
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HOW TO GET RID OF A SMELLY ODOR ON SYNTHESIZER
Did you acquire a secondhand
synthesizer that smells funny? Or you just don't
like the chemical weird fumes of your brand new
one? Here is a tip to make it
smell all fresh and natural! Put the synthesizer
in a plastic garbagebag, it
has to be entirely enclosed, if possible with
some small horizontal space for
a small bowl. If it doesn't fit in one just tape
2 garbagebags together. Put
an (open) bowl of ground coffee in the bag,
hermeticly seal the bags and wait
for a couple of days. When you take it out the
faul smell should be gone!
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MONO MIXTIP
A cool usefull tip from Jimi
Elektrovolt:
When mixing down a track on a DAW put a MONO
fuction VST on the master, this
is a plugin or function in the DAW that will let
you hear the mix in mono.
It will be much easier to make a good mixdown
now, and you can tackle phase
cancellation problems and what not more way
easier.
For example in Ableton you can use the UTILITY
-> MONO.
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A PSYCHOLOGICAL MENTAL INSPIRATIONAL RITUAL
From S.Hadowwolf
This is a strange tip that
might actually work when you are producing or
working on tracks and you feel its not going so
well...It could be writer's
block, just plain laziness or even just lack of
skill. Get rid of those mind
states with this semi-magickal mind trick:
Have a record player with a random record
running somewhere in your studio
while you are working, no sound just have it
somewhere in the corner of your
eye and occasionally look at it while you check
your own song (If the sound of
the needle is too loud still just lift the arm
over the record but let the
record keep turing). This will make your
perceivement of the music you are
working on different, You trick your mind
because your unfinished track is
transposed to you seeing a finished format in
action and this might give you
some more inspiration and motivation..This might
sound weird but try it…it
might work for you!
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SAMPLER OPERATING SYSTEM FLOPPY TIP
A handy tip from DJ Overdose
for all the old sampler freaks:
If you use one of those old samplers where you
have to load the operating
system each time you turn it on from a floppy
(Ensoniq EPS, ASR, Akai S2000,
Roland W30, Ensoniq Mirage etc.etc.etc.) get a
piece of string or wire, put
it through the read/write protect hole and
attach that string or wire to the
sampler (you can use the rackears or use a
piece of tape or find somekind of
screw) Now you never loose that Operating System
floppy!
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A COOL VOLCA BASS PATCH "COMMODORE JAZZFUNK"
From S.Hadowwolf
The Korg Volca bass is a cool little analog 3
osc synthesiser, playing the
touch keyboard with a detuned 3 oscillator patch
instantly gets u 70s ArpMoog
Jazzfunk freakiness…and with a little bit of
imagination u might think u are
playing a Buchla Music Easel!
Anyways here is a cool patch, it sort of
emulates the Commodore 64 SID arpeggio
by using a square wave LFO that modulates the
pitch so it quickly emulates a 2
notes arpeggio. The oscillators are detuned in a
chord...be sure to put the OSC
on
EG: Attack 9 o'clock (or whatever u like)
Decay/Release 5 o'clock (till
the end)
LFO RATE = slightly over 2'o clock (just listen
to what sounds ok)
INT = wait with setting this
after u set the LFO WAVE below
VCF: Peak = 1 o'clock
Cutoff = 12 o'clock
VCO: pitch 1 = 12n
pitch 2 = 5n
pitch 3 = 10n
And the settings for the touchpad keys:
VCO Group: M3
LFO TARGET: PITCH _
LFO WAVE: SQUARE ( | |_| )
now set the LFO INT to your liking, depending on
whatever interval
you want for this "fake" arpeggio.
You can also choose the Sawtooth LFO Wave and
put the LFO INT just at
8 o'clock for a more conservative lead sound.
VCO WAVE: Whatever you want, can be a
combination of different waves
Sustain: ON
AMP EG: ON
Put some delay (and a tad of reverb to your
liking) over it and you are ready
to go...slide your fingers over the keyboard and
tweak the Octave key for
some extra freakyness Sun Ra cosmic explorer
freejazzzz style!
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AUTHENTIC DUB ECHO
Your echo delays will become
swirling splashy wow & fluttery if you add
some phaser
before the delay signal (or after it to personal
taste). Use a nice "soft" silk
modest phaser like the MXR or Mu-Tron Phaser.
Twiddle the rate knob occasionaly
for those magic warbles
wieieieieieuueepepeppepeppeeppiwwueueieeueuue!
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CHEAP XOX 606/808/909 STYLE SEQUENCER
For drum sequencing, it
might be obvious but the old Korg smaller
Electribes,
the ES1 and ER1 send MIDI out and are great
hardware XOX drum sequencers for
any MIDI gear - hook up your drum machine,
sampler or module and you are in
business! The Electribe sequencer works even
better then the original XOX
sequencer in many aspects as you can save your
pattern while playing (like
only the TR606 does) and you have stuff like
mute and solo buttons, among
some other more fancy bits!
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OLD KORG SYNTHESIZERS FREE LFO
You
want a free extra LFO for pitch and filter for
your Poly 61, Poly 800,
DW6000, 8000, DSS1, DS8? Basicly any
korg that uses that weird multidirectional
joystick for pitch/modulation. Just open it up
and take out the spring that
bounces back the joystick. Now you can set the
joystick in any position and
it will not bounce back giving you a free 2nd
LFO you can program on the
filter and cutoff!
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OUT NOW! The first Occult Orientated Crime
album on Nightwind Records!
Extremely trippy PROFESSIONAL ambient, not
just some jumbled up chiliwave
overcompressed 80s retro soggy biscuit
jerkoff---this is PROFESSIONAL
AMBIENT - 100% psychedelic drug music with
perfectly finetuned selected
frequencies to alter your state of mind
and take you to complete
loss of
subjective self-identity: the result
of years of experimentation and research.
It can be purchased and downloaded here:
https://legowelt.bandcamp.com/album/the-occult-orientated-crime-album
Some information about the tracks:
TAUSEND KUSSE
This one was originally performed at the
Cinesonic event in Trouw,Amsterdam
Holland were it was used as a soundtrack for
some video art movies from
the LIMA archive.
Performed on Roland Alpha Juno 2, Roland Super
JX10, Korg X5D
NATUFIAN MODELLING AGENCY
The dark side of the high bustling beau monde
of international modelling.
Performed on EMU Emulator II, Korg MicroKorg,
Doepfer Modular
WORSHIP ME IN THE SANCTUARY OF TRANSCENDENCE
Envision ancient rituals like those at the
Temple of Apollo giving offerings
in sensual dances to attain a higher spirit of
being.
Performed on EMU Emulator II
LZH127 paixao na sala de estar - Set in the
lounge and dining quarters of
the LZH127 airship "Graf Zepellin. Romance is
in the air floating endlessy
towards a setting sun...what adventures await?
performed on D.S.I PEK
FORMATION OF CHAOS
What do you get when you are narcotized to the
maximum and sitting behind
a Casio AT-3 keyboard? Well this.
DOGGERLAND
Around 8000 years ago the islands of
Doggerland and Vikingbergen vanished
in the North Sea. It was a vertile neolythical
culture of which not much is
known. Some say it was Atlantis, or "Atland"
the homeworld of the Frysians
before they had to abandon it during a great
flooding...as is told in their
ancient sagas. Perfomed on Korg Microkorg Moog
Voyager and Korg X5D, Watkins
Copicat
NEOLITHIC COMPUTER
It is believed that Stonehenge was the world's
first analogue computer. With
a memory of 240 bytes it could store
information about the summer's solstice
All hidden in the mysterious juxtaposition of
the ancient standing stones...
Performed on Novation Nova and Moog Delay.
RODRIGO SYNTESE SYSTEM
Influenced by the spanish composer Joaquin
Rodrigo, mysterious evaporous
sketches of Spain enfold in this odd duck on
the album.
Performed on Alpha Juno 2, Moog Voyager,
Roland JX3P, Korg X5D.
RAVELIAN MINDMELT
Melt your mind with this extremely zompy
version of Ravel's Bolero...
transposed to sync with your theta brain
waves....mind you don't trip!
Perfomed on Roland Alpha Juno, Yamaha CS30,
Doepfer Modular, Watkins Copicat
INGESLOTEN IN EEN MUSEUM
"Locked in at a museum" a sinister dark stroll
through the dark empty halls
and corridors of a museum to your choice.
Performed on Roland JV2080, Moog MF104Delay
NORWEGIAN RAVEN
This is a 37 minute long trip going into
various directions. You might heard
it on the legowelt soundcloud a couple of
months ago. This track was
"conceptualized" when my friend Kaman send me
a fieldrecording of a torrential
rainstorm in Oslo Norway earlier this year. I
took out a Korg MS2000 and
Doepfer Modular synthesizer and started
jamming over it, the result being
this track. Performed on Korg MS2000, Doepfer
Modular, Korg Microsampler
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GARLIC - Not well
documented, and no scientific research has ever
been done on
this subject, but eating a lot of garlic has a
mild sedating buzzy elating
effect, an overall relaxed mesmerization and
will give you sense of euphoria.
You will ofcourse be so smelly there won't be
much euphoria for the people
around you.
Some people claim results after only 2 raw
cloves of garlic but I think you
need some more, which isn't particular healthy
for your stomach either. Some
people crush the garlic and snort it through
their nose, claiming it has an
"energetic" effect...I reckon that must be quite
painfull...
I am not entirely convinced it needs to be RAW
garlic, I think you can
have the same effect by cooking garlic in the
oven, which will make it much
more enjoyable. Just take a few garlic bubls,
take off the outer skin (you
can leave the individual garlic skings). Cut off
the upper part with a knife
(Just like that Plasma ball lightning Grape from
the Ball Lightning experiment!)
sprinkle or massage them with olive oil and put
them in the oven for half an
hour at 200 degrees Celsius (400 Fahrenheit).
Now you can just squeeze out that soft
pudding-esque garlic and get high.
It will be but a matter of time before Garlic
will become a CLASS 1 substance
and be illegal and outlawed in oppresive
regimes.
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Eggerton Omolet investigates the BEHRINGER BASS
SYNTHESIZER BSY600
By now you might have heard that Behringer is
designing a bunch of analogue
synthesizers. Still pretty much in its conception
phase we might forget
that they already are selling a synthesizer....the
BSY600 BASS Synthesizer!
Sort off...this is not really a full fledged
synthesizer but a behringer
copy of the BOSS SYB-3 bass pedal. If you don't
know, the German Behringer
mostly copies ***Everything*** that exist in
the gearmusicworld. With guitar
effect pedals they don't even hide where it comes
from, they even copy the
looks, artwork and whatnot more with some
***slight*** alterations to avoid
issues. And if they get issues with the original
brands they just settle it
for $$$$$. Maybe they always settle before they
design...I don't know I
wouldn't be surprised. The names are quite
hilarious, they just husslebussle
the original product name around randomly to get
something new. So BSY600
comes from SYB-3 and even more hilarious:
the CHORUS SPACE-C C300
which ofcourse comes from the Line6 SPACE CHORUS
jumbled with some old
Roland stuff...come on!!!!!!!)
Somtimes these copies actually outclass the
original copied products (For
example Behringer mixers are superior over their
Mackie inspiration,
the Vintage Time Machine analog echo outclasses
its EHX Memory man source
in many ways and the Behringer V-Verb is
considered a high class reverb,
though I am not sure where that was copied from,
they had to stop making it
a few years ago...maybe they got sued I dunno)
Apart from that its flooding the world with more
useless plastic crap
for humankinds inexhaustible trash heap, Behringer
is an infinite source of
cheap, fun and sometimes usefull things for the
studio. A Cheap quick fix
for gear junkies.
Enter the BSY-600 BASS synthesizer, basicly
designed for bass guitar players
so they can transform their bass sounds into funky
moogesuqe basssynth.
The cool thing is that you don't have to use a
bassguitar: a cheap 10$ casio
keyboard, a drummachine, monotron or a Jupiter 8
will do the trick just
as fine.
So connect a drummachine or whatever, twiddle the
knobs a bit and
you get insant acid bleeps and bloops. The pedal
tracks the pitch of
incoming signal together with an envelope filter
to create synthbass
sounds out of your signal. There are 11 waveforms
to choose from,of which
2 or 3 sound quite good. Depending on the chosen
waveform you can
either control the LFO depth/rate or the envelope
decay (so some
waveforms have an LFO controlling its filter and
other ones an
envelope follower).
There are knobs for filter resonance and frequency
so you can tweak
around. Don't expect any 303 madness or
sophisticated finetuning of filter
freakyness its all a bit rough and crumbley or
"friable".
There is an extra input where you can connect an
expression pedal and
tweak the filter frequency externally sort of
overriding the LFO or
envelope follower control.
It doesn't really sound like its inspiration (The
Boss SYB)
The BSY600 is a bit more "chorusey" and plastic-y
but certainly not in a
bad way...it can sound juicy and fresh and the fun
level is out of the roof.
I had a 5$ old casio SA-1 connected to it and it
became a very ragtag
undisciplined mini analog monster that could take
on something like a
Yamaha CS01, with a lot of imagination.
If you are into these cheap little electronic
music instruments
(Monotrons, Volca's etc.) this might give you some
exotic spontaneous
freshness.
Check out this youtube movie of someone
controlling it with an organ
rhythm box:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWVomPRx-kE
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Island')
Relics of the Past, the
Public Acces TV show starring DJ Overdose,
Willie Burns
and Legowelt has hit the internet by storm!
here are some interesting facts about
this show:
The second episode "Space Weed" was
concieved, shot, editted and soundtracked
in 2 days on a budget of 91 euros.
The soundtrack of this episode was recorded
in 20 minutes
Synthesizers used on the soundtrack of Part
II were the Ensoniq SQ80 and the
Dave Smith Instruments Poly Evolver
Keyboard.
Synthesizers used in episode one were mostly
the Korg Microstation and
Casio AT-3, a gold colored keyboard
workstation designed especially for
Arab weddings.
The R2D2 robot-like sounds were made with a
Yamaha DX21 FM synthesizer,
tweaking the slider on the frequency
parameter and playing random notes.
Professor Gardner's sockpuppet's name is
Billy, but is sometimes also refered
to as "Chicken"
Billy was designed and built by Baz Reznik
Although he is a gardener, it is assumed
Professor Gardner's gardening
exploits are only a hobby as he seems
wealthy enough to be admitted to a
institution for the "upscale" mentally
insane.
Professor Gardner has a website somewhere on
the internet. Its subject
Ancient Relics and Anthropology. As of yet
The location of this website is
unknown...maybe you can find it?
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dr.Timothy Leary, that states that the brain
and human nervous
system has 8 consciousness levels, or modes of
operation that he calls
circuits.
These eight circuits can be divided into 2
groups, the lower LARVAL CIRCUITS
and the highter STELLAR circuits.
The lower LARVAL circuits deal with "everyday"
psychology. Circuits needed
for "terrestrial" survival: nourishment,
territoriality, language, mapping,
prediction, looking for comfort, sexuality,
euphoria, enjoyment etc.etc.etc.
The upper STELLAR circuits deal with psychic,
mystical, enlightend and
psychedelic states of mind. They are not yet
used by most of the humans.
The Stellar circuits only started to evolve in
recent times.
Each circuit going upwards serves as a new
more advanced chapter in human
evolution.
THE LOWER LARVAL
CIRCUITS are:
1- THE ORAL BIOSURVIVAL
CIRCUIT:
Regulates the basic survival needs of humans
(and animals). Comfort,
nourishment, physical safety, violence for
survival.
Activated by Sugar and Opoids, such as
morphine and heroine.
2-THE EMOTIONAL
TERRITORIAL CIRCUIT
Regulates domination and submission,
territorialty, suspicion, "political-
territorial groupings"...think shallow brain
function basicly like Guidos
wearing Bang Bang, FUBU or roccawear or
anything similar to that, don't go
any higher then this. Activated by alcohol,
mostly depressant drugs such as
barbiturate and benzodiazepines.
3.THE SYMBOLIC
NEUROSEMANTIC-DEXTERITY CIRCUIT
This circuit coordinates human symbol systems;
trying to understand the
universe/ the world around you, language,
invention, prediction, manipulating
the enviroment, human science, technology etc.
This system first appeared when we evolved
into "greater apes" (Hominids)
from the primates. This circuit is triggered
by stimulant drugs: Caffiene,
Cocaine, Amphetamines.
4.THE DOMESTIC SOCIO
SEXUAL CIRCUIT
The fourth circuit relates to cultural values,
sexual pleasure and regulates
ones behavior within "cultural networks".
Drugs related to activate this
circuit are: MDMA, Indopan, Monase, Butylone
and other entactogens.
THE HIGHER STELLAR
CIRCUITS are:
5.THE NEUROSOMATIC
CIRCUIT
Also called the "RAPTURE CIRCUIT": Coordinates
neurological-somatic feedbacks,
The flat "geometry" of ordinary experience is
shifted multidimensionaly.
Transposes the mundane visual space to all
encompassing sensory space.
Releases yourself from the previous lower
Larval compulsive mechanisms.
It is activated by Cannabis, Hatha Yoga, Zen
meditation, Tantra / prolonged
sexual play withouth orgasm.
6.THE NEUROELECTRIC OR
METAPROGRAMMING CIRCUIT
"The consciousness of abstracting"
This circuit deals with the nervous system
becoming aware of itself.
It can re-implant /re-program all earlier
circuits. Gives a new understanding
of the "percieved" reality. Experienced as a
"mystical event".
It is activated by Peyote, Psilocybin
Mushrooms and low to moderate doses of LSD.
7.THE NEUROGENETIC OR
MORPHOGENETIC CIRCUIT
Deals with the "wholeness" also called
"Mythical Intelligence".
Similar to concepts like the consiousness of
Gaia, Astral plane, Akashic fields,
The Force in Star Wars and The collective
unconscious of Gustav Jung. This
circuit transcends time and encompasses the
understanding of your existence in
deep time. It connects you with an
archetypicial blueprint where you can see
certain patterns of existence. The realm of
the Shamans.
Activated with high doses of LSD.
Now things are getting really outthere to
prepare yourself for the.....
8 THE NEUROATOMIC
CIRCUIT - OVERMIND.
Regulates the "Quantum Mind" on a
psycho-atomic level.
The QUANTUM MIND is a proposed idea of brain
function that proclaims that the
brain is governed by quantum mechanical events
such as quantum entanglement
and quantum superpositions. It regulates
information from beyond the normal
space time continiuum.
A cosmos of infinite realms, the planes of the
"gods".
THe last step, beyond this lies the Supermind
Can be activated by: Kundali Yoga /
Meditation, D.M.T. , Out of Body Experiences,
Near death experiences, astral projection.
What circuit will you advance to in your
lifetime? Will you never achieve
anything past the Larval stage? ....Maybe its
time to step up to the overmind
and beyond!
You can read Timothy Leary's "EXO-PSYCHOLOGY"
in PDF here for more information:
https://archive.org/details/exopsychologyman00learrich
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Step away from
illiteracy, look smart and learn new words
nobody else knows!
Arctolatry: Worship of bears, Bear cult
Ichthyolatry: The worship of fish or of fish
shaped idols.
Ennui: A feeling of utter weariness and
discontent resulting from satiety
or lack of interest; boredom.
Sassafras: MDMA, XTC also a tree type.
Heliotrope: A magic herb reputed to confer
invisibility.
Susurrous: Whispering or rustling
Rhabdomancy: The art of discovering hidden
objects with the aid of a rod or
twig.
Pantomorphic: Taking on all shapes
Larval or Larve: Person with
extreme low intellect, even lesser then a
GUIDO
or Bro. example: "That
sexist and racist guy always writing in
CAPS how cool
and awesome he is, is def on a LARVAL
level"
Paragnosis: Knowledge obtained by
supernatural means.
Dwaal: A dreamy, dazed, absent minded
state.
Cereology: The study or investigation of
crop circles
Semothees: The offspring of a divine
spiritual parent and a human one.
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Jabba the Hutt is 600 years old
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mid 80s Phillips Videorecorder ads)
Another ViDeO AdViCe with some CoOl MoViEs To
WaTcH!
Time to load up the bit2torrent and start
downloading…this issue an extra
dose of movie tips!!!
Rating system:
* = waste of your time
** = if you are really bored the first 5 minutes
might entertain you
*** = Ok, nothing special
**** = Good
***** = Brilliant
BASKETCASE 1982 USA Frank Henenlotter
One of the greatest movies ever made. Duane
Bradley travels to New York with
his deformed once siamese twin Belial. Belial
lives in a picnic basket that
Duane always carries around and whom he feeds
all kind of snacks in bulk
such as hot dogs and hamburgers. They check in
at a seedy hotel and from
there they plan their revenge against the
doctors who separated them when
they were kids. Unlike a lot of other movies in
this genre this one sticks
out on many levels… The acting, the colourful
characters, the seedy atmosphere
make it so much more then the usual exploitation
slasher. You can watch
Basketcase 2 and 3 too, not as good but still
excellent…and you just need to
know what happens in this epic journey, just
like the original Star Wars...
You should show this to your kids instead of all
the brainrotting Disney
crap they watch!
Trailer here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQj7j8yG6A
*****
BAD RONALD 1974
Originally a TV Movie from the 1970s this became
a cult classic recently.
Its really strange, unique and could be a kids
family movie sort of but not
really (but it could be depending in what kind
of family you grow up...)
Its too disquieting for that...Ronald is a dorky
inept kid that is bullied
by everyone. His mother (there is no father) has
all her hopes set on that
Ronald will become an important doctor. Ronald
himself lives in a fantasy
world of enchanting RPG dungeons and dragons
fairytales. One day Ronald
accidentaly kills the neighbor's little daughter
when she calls him names.
His mother decides to hide Ronald in the walls
of their house and tells the
police he left to an unknown destination. Ronald
is not allowed to go
outside of the walls and one day his mother has
to go to the hospital for
an operation. She fills up the refrigirator and
sais she will be back in
2 weeks. Something goes wrong with the operation
and the mother never
returns. Ronald survives stealing food from the
neighbours kitchen. Then
one day....the house gets new tenants whome are
unaware that there is
somebody living in their walls who is watching
their every move....
It all has a tense highly mesmerizing
horrific fairytaile atmosphere
that just works fantastic.
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSgfmQEe0E8
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ALONE WITH HER 2006 USA
If there would be a DVD box with Bad Ronald and
another movie touching the
same subject sort off this would be it…That is a
Voyeurism mixed with
"domestic espionage" compilation. The main guy
(or antoganist actually)
is a chubby glassed adorkable psychopath who
starts following some incredibly
stupid bimbo. Yeah its one of those movies were
the main female protagonist is
so irritating and dumb that you just hope she is
going to get cut up as soon as
possible to get it over with. The main focus of
interest thus is the psychopath
who investigates every intimate detail about his
victim. You will sit on the edge
of your seat in nailbitting anxiousness as he
breaks in her appartment and sets
up spy cameras, taps on the phone etc. After a
while he goes into unsettling
areas when he tries to "accidentally" chat her
up at the video store with the
information he gathered. Slowly he befriends her
and the story gets more intense
and disturbing. Incredible uncomfortable but
also (unintentionally)
humorous…really absurdly entertaining but its
still pretty bad, especially
compared to Bad Ronald.
**1/2
THE LIFT 1983 Holland Dick Maas
Dick Maas's STUNNING euro-horror classic and
also one of the best dutch movies
ever made. Ahead of its time with a story about
an elevator taken over
by an Artificial Intelligence gone haywire.
Everything is awesome in this
movie from the name of the evil microchip
company "Rising Sun Industries" to
the dark office tower always hit by lightning.
Add badass melancholical acting,
moody colourful and sinister art direction and
we haven't even mentioned the
FANTASTIC soundtrack by the director himself,
played on a Roland Jupiter 8
and Juno 6. A genuine Masterpiece.
Watch it here with english subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MyOxMJkyk0
There is also an English dubbed version
somewhere floating on the internet.
*****
COMBAT SHOCK 1984 Buddy Giovinazzo
This is like Eraserhead meets Taxi Driver made
on a zero budget. Set in Port
Richmond, Staten Island, it tells the story of a
jobless vietnam veteran who
has to deal with his nagging wife and malformed
baby. Things are getting
pretty grim from there... Considered to be "one
of the ugliest, nastiest,
most depressing movies of the decade"...sounds
like fun! Also for real this
is, I am not kidding, Port Richmonds only claim
to fame. A great christmas
movie for the whole family!
You can watch the whole movie online here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjQmhZlEI4
****
THE SENTINEL 1977 USA Michael Winner
Awesome sophisticated 1970s horror movie set in
New York. Directed by Michael
Winner of Death Wish fame. Allison Parker is a
highly psychoneurotic fashion
model. She rents a new appartment in a house
which is owned by a secret society
of excommunicated Catholic priests. Allison is
unaware to the fact that this
house is a secret gateway to hell and its
entrance is guarded by a blind priest
who lives in the attic. Enough material for one
of the most fascinating and
scariest 1970s horror films! At the time the
movie came out it was recieved
quite dramatically with reviews like "the worst
most offensive and repressive
horror film of the 1970s".
In hinsight all this critisism didn't seem
justified...nothing but the
pretentious blather of uptight movie
critics....fortunately the movie has
matured rather well and is now seen as a 70s
horror masterpiece, The overall
atmosphere is just great...the cinematography,
the soundtrack, the cast
(Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Walken!) the weird
story and the late 70s New
York Fashion jet-set vibe all fit into place
perfectly!
TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gco7N1NG0ek
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IASOS - Inter-Dimensional Music 1975
15 track album
This is like the Selected Ambient Works 1985-92 of
new age music, one of the
very first (if not the first) new age albums which
freakyness and unique
production style have never been recreated nor
imitated. The incredible rawness
gives everything a soft edge. Extraordinarely
ethereal...like being surrounded
by golden lensflares in a sea of phlox colored
quicksilver. While pan plays
his pipes on a forested shore made out of hmmm
chocolate. There are almost no
low frequencies, this might work on one's nerves
too much but somehow it doesn't.
Put the high EQ' a little bit less and you are
off....Brainmelting stuff.
Listen to it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar6Ooytvk8M
J D Emmanuel - Wizards 1982
Five tracks recorded on a Crumar Traveler organ,
Yamaha SK20 Symfonic ensemble,
3 (!) Sequential Circuit Pro One's and a DeltaLab
DL-2 digital delay
Beautifull dusty and wooley new age synth trips.
Real deep stuff bustling with
character and awesomeness, think Terry Riley but
then inwards and beyond,
sedative...coming over you like a soft velvet
blanket.
Get it here https://jdemmanuel.bandcamp.com/album/wizards
MORTON FELDMAN - Coptic Light 1985
Perfect for a more mystical unnerving confound, if
not a tad, sinister trip.
Raymond Tuttle, a music critic, wrote in 1999:
"This music exists on
the other side of the fence that marks the
boundaries of our consciousness."
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Do you have a half broken
old mixer lying around? (For example that crap
MACKIE Mixer u need to dispose of!)...you can
turn it into a cool super analog
freak synth. No soldering or electro engineering
required! You don't even have
to use glue or tape...All you need are some
cables! (and maybe a limiter and
some FX pedals)
We will make this synthesizer by feeding its
output in its own input creating
a feedback loop where the mixer will keep
amplifying its internal circuit noise.
This feedback loop will be controlled and shaped
with the EQ and volume controls
on the mixer.
***WARNING***
BE sure to put the volume on your speakers
low...I would also advise not to do
this on any precious monitor speakers you have,
just use some old crap speakers
to be safe cause this synth is going to be
EXTREME and it might blow up your
speakers or anything else in the signal path.
DO NOT USE headphones!!!!!
Maybe connect a limiter just to be safe....maybe
really do cause it is
going to be LOUD and mostly uncontrollable!
So all you gotta do:
Be sure the volume faders/knobs are down.
Connect the AUX outputs of the mixer to the
input channels of your mixer.
Thats it. You have created a feedback loop that
is controllable with the
EQ, AUX send and volume knobs. Slowly turn up
the volume faders and kind
of see where it goes...it will come in slowly
like a seabreeze wave but
will quickly transform in a gargantuan tsunami
of sound...so move the
sliders with the upmost delicacy.
You can change the frequency and sound "color"
by tweaking the EQ knobs and
changing the volume and AUXillery ammount. More
BASS eq will make the
pitch go down, high EQ up etc.
You can connect as many inputs to as many Aux
outs making a sort of poly-
phonic feedback synth, which you can play by
sliding the volume faders...
check out this mp3 for an example of how this
will sound:
http://electro-music.com/forum/phpbb-files/zero_input_mixing__open_air_recording_final_103.mp3
Here is a schematic of the Feedback Fractal
synth:
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Don't expect to get any smooth scaled synth
sounds straight away,
this is going to be all over the audible noise
spectrum from swooping sub
lows to sweeped high bleeps. Unpredictable chaos
is all yours...
This is especially good for the more rawer
experimental type of music
styles...drone noise or just weird effects.
You can also tune a sound for each mixer
channel, pitch them to scale
and play notes by sliding the faders up and
down.
Like in this movie example: http://vimeo.com/30074885
Add some FX such as delay, phasers, filters,
more EQ, tremelo, vibrato,
overdrive etc. the possibilities are endless! No
need to get a
7000 euro EMS synthi or Buchla (not really but
still its fun)
More in depth information about feedback
synthesis here:
http://electro-music.com/wiki/pmwiki.php?n=Articles.FeedbackOrNoInputMixing
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This poem was send in by 24ktgod
endless sky obscured
by right angles
my mind at ease
wind carries, from smooth surface
rough leaves
men in white linen
across the veranda,
wet palms swaying-
serve me drinks with
little umbrellas
"i buy yoga mats
with plastic-I
leave through sliding
doors Im at peace with myself
go ahead pour some more"
a tiny sea of ZIPLOC
bags filled with
vaporous forms
dragging one
tab between
two others, light
skin between topaz
screens
little black
digits, banality of
life gives gentle way
to the withdrawal of
my 401k
-24ktgod
-=*=-
Here is a poem from C.Bukowski:
"Be Kind"
We are always asked
to understand the other person's
viewpoint
no matter how
out-dated
foolish or
obnoxious
one is asked
to view
their total error
their life-waste
with
kindliness
especially if they are aged
but age is the total of
our doing.
they have aged
badly
because they have
lived
out of focus
they have refused to
see.
not their fault?
whose fault?
mine?
I am asked to hide
my viewpoint
from them
for fear of their
fear
age is no crime
but the shame
of a deliberately
wasted life
among so many
deliberately
wasted
lives
is.
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A review by ADEPTUS of the new Roland TR8 drum
machine, straight from
Haitian Town NORTH MIAMI where they know quite a
bit about original TR808s...
I have used tr808 extensively and 909 a couple
times and i can say for sure
that it is sounding as good as those machines, seq
is surprisingly deep, a
little bit inconvenient for a guy like me to use
because i am not so much a
live performer, and I like to plan all my patterns
out in song mode with
parameter locks a la later generation
electribes/mpc/rm1x/commandStation/
modern DAWS.. off the bat the "circuit emulation"
does same or better job
than i can do with my daw and 808/909
samples, no normal person would
distinguish the sound..
The sequencer is solid and suited for live use i
think, and there is not
parameter locks which is bumming me out cuz thats
important when u are making
well thought out or prepared productions, but if
ur that style u could wing
it with careful takes.. the effects are OKAY, the
Scatter is really great and
fun to use and saves some complicated workstation
work, i would normally have
to do to get that sound. overall i say it is worth
it if u are more of a
tactile kinda guy but if u didnt grow up/develop
ur skillz on hardware then
just use samples and it is not worth the cost to
move outside the box. If you
are still trying to spending more than a thousand
dollars on buying something
that is "analogue" for analogue sake i can tell
you probably cant make cool
tracks anyway. also there is possibility of 606
expansions coming soon? also
it stupid you cant load samples via usb cord. also
it looks cool like a Borg
device and not burning man or star trek tng
computer like ableton live daw
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"DEEP THOUGHT" A D.I.Y
Artificial Intelligence project for the
Commodore 64 computer by Clendon Toblerone.
Original a project for
his junior high computer class.
This few of lines of commodore C64 BASIC code
will give you a powerfull
artificial intelligent, if not very ennui,
entity to talk with. Perfect to
spend the lonely christmas evenings or
show off your programming skills:
1 rem *** DEEP THOUGHT
COMMODORE 64 A.I ***
2 rem *** by Clendon Toblerone ***
3 poke 53280,0:poke 53281,0:poke 646,7
4 sys 58726
5 print "Hello I am SHALMANESER an A.I.
entity"
6 print : print
7 print "Ask me a question..."
11 print : input "> ";a$
12 poke 54296,15: poke 54296,0
13 I = INT(12*RND(1))+1
14 if I=1 then 50
15 if I=2 then 51
16 if I=3 then 52
17 if I=4 then 53
18 if I=5 then 54
19 if I=6 then 55
20 if I=7 then 56
21 if I=8 then 57
22 if I=9 then 58
23 if I=10 then 59
24 if I=11 then 60
25 if I=12 then 61
26 goto 11
50 print "Maybe."goto 11
51 print "Yes.": goto 11
52 print "No I don't think so": goto 11
53 print "What are you talking about."goto 11
54 print "I am not really sure, can you
explain more":goto 11
55 print "Tell me about yourself":goto 11
56 print "How does that make you feel":goto 11
57 print "Don't be so rude":goto 11
58 print "Hahaha!":goto 11
59 print "I am bored.":goto 11
60 print "I don't want to talk now":goto 11
61 print"That sounds exciting":goto 11
62 return
You can ofcourse expand the AI Power by adding
more answers after line 62
make sure to ad the directing lines to after
line 25.
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ASCII art,vinyl
and turntables are rectangular)
You might know Baz Reznik from his cult DYFR
records label and DJ mixes
and productions, you might not know that Baz
Reznik is also a writer!
In 2011 he wrote a real novel called "The day
after yesterday", a rather
cool book about the dark side of a dutch DJ....its
in dutch only tho...
He is working on a new book apparently which is
going to be some sort of
travel journal. Baz wrote something in English for
this magazine about his
arrival in Brazil....we didn't hear anything after
this so we presume he
never made it out of the favelas...
The arrival by Baz Reznik
Going on a world trip is easy. You just need a
decent job in a western
society, a travel partner / wife (also with job)
and the determination
to live two years on pasta so you can save enough
money. The difficult
thing is leaving everything and everybody behind.
To say goodbye to
your job, house, family and above all security.
The security part is the part we miss the most
when we land in Rio de
Janeiro on the first day. After eighteen hours of
flight (did I already
mention that the world trip is a budget one?),
Brazil can be breathtaking.
Literally cause the forty degrees in combination
with a lot of shouting
South American cabdrivers is something you
generally don't want to
encounter after almost twenty-four hours without
sleep.
Rio de Janeiro is a gigantic city with more than 6
million people living
there. The fact that carnival was about to begin
did almost double this
number and made the prices of the hotel skyrocket.
That is why we decided
to go couchsurfing. Couchsurfing is a worldwide
website dedicated to get
travelers who have a spare room for other travels
in contact with each
other. We found a nice girl with good references
in Rio who wanted to take
us in for three days and show us around in town.
Her house was a bit
outside the tourist area and this is where the
problem started.
The first five cabdrivers didn't know the address
(or any English and
with the quick course Portuguese I did in the
plane I couldn't really do
more than count till ten and say "thank you" which
didn't help much at all).
The sixth one did know the address but told us it
was in the middle of the
favelas. The favelas are the slums of Brazil and
generally not the safest
neighborhoods (to make a comparison: being in a
minefield in Congo can be
saver because at least if you stand still not much
will happen to you,
there are saver favelas now but that weren't the
ones we were heading to).
We convinced the cabdriver to take us there anyway
to have a look. When
driving to the address the houses looked worse and
worse. The cab had to
slowly maneuver through half blocked streets with
garbage and cracks in the
concrete. Even the Brazilian cabdriver locked his
doors and we felt the
tension. Twenty six hours ago we were in the
Netherlands, having a cup of
coffee on the airfield after saying goodbye to
family and friends, now we
were driving through exactly those areas they
always say you have to avoid
with no knowledge of the country, language or our
general surroundings.
We were in Asia before but never in South America
and never (apart from
some streets in our own city) in a neighborhood
where even the cabdrivers
don't want to be. Our relieve was immense when we
stopped at the address
and the building turned out to be a gated and
heavily guarded community
of six flats right between three favelas. The
cabdriver jumped out and got
one of the guards who, after showing him the
address, looked around
before opening the fence to let the cab drive in.
After us they
immediately closed the gate to only open it again
to let the cab leave.
It was one in the afternoon, right on time, when
we told the reception to
phone our hostess. Our dream of finally being in a
safe environment to get
some drinks, food and maybe some sleep was
shattered by the receptionist
telling us the phone was not answered. There was
nothing else to do but
wait on a couch in the reception and hope our
hostess would turn up any
time soon. We couldn't go outside into the favela
and there was nowhere
else to go: because of carnival all the hotels had
been spoken for
months ago.
TO BE CONTINUED...
By Baz Reznik
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Practiced in isolation and secrecy, viewed with
suspicion by society, this is
Argios'guide to everyday sorcery from elixers to
magic potions to forgotten
herbal knowledge.
In the ancient celtic lands Druids had great
knowledge about the potency and
power of all kinds of plants.
One of the most sacred herbs of the Druids was
Mint in its various forms.
Vape or extract the mint smell in your vincinity
and it will result in a higher
state of being, a wave of freshness, creativity,
focus and concentration will
come over you. But also an overall pleasant
relaxed mood. Energetic withouth being
ansy or speedy.
Growing it yourself:
You can ofcourse buy mint plants, sprigs, dried
mint and even mint oil in
the supermarket but its really easy to grow by
yourself too, it will grow fast and plentyfull and
almost everywhere, its ideal place is
however a moist ground facing
the midday/afternoon sun. The best time to harvest mint
is in the morning while the volatile oils and
life forces in the plant are at their strongest.
How to operate the mint herb:
Fresh mint:
Tear it up in smaller pieces with your hands (it
will make your
hands smell really nice) put a bunch of it in a
bowl and place it in your room
somewhere. Make sure you tear the pieces in the
room you want the mint atmosphere
because it is during the tearing process that
most of the mint particles will infuse
the air.
The potency of this method is not as powerfull
but it is the freshest
with a more pine-forestesque smell to it. You
might need a bunch of bowls around
the room to really get the best out of it.
Dried mint:
A more sweeter intenser smell then the fresh
mint and more potent. Put some water
in a preferably wide open pan (with a big
surface area, like a wok or frying
pan) put it on the stove and sprinkle like 5
grams (half of a small jar) of the
dried mint in it. Let it slowly simmer ...your
house should be infused with its mesmerizing
smell in no time. Be carefull you don't overdo
it, cooking it too
long and putting in too much dried mint might
give a more medicinal and spinach
-esque smell. Just experiment a bit to get the
right amounts and results you like.
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A transcription of the legendary monologue Guy
Tavares aka Schmerzlabor
made after his DJ gig in the Golden Pudel
Club in Hamburg on the 2nd of
march in the year of our Lord 2014 (German
Language only)
'HERGANG UNBEKANNT' ('Circumstances Unknown')
'Schmerzlabor und Das Cabaret Voltaire',
Golden Pudel Club, Hamburg, B.R.D., Sonntagnacht
02-03-2014
Ihre gnädigen und sehr geehrten Damen und Herren,
ich bitte Sie um
Verzeihung, aber ich möchte Ihnen folgende dunkle
Geschichte erzählen,
eine Geschichte über die Sünden von diesem Tatort
Hamburg, die Sünden
von der 'Reeperbahn', 'ici, dans le port
d'Hambourg' am Tag des Herrn,
in der Nacht den Herren, wo die Herren am Ende des
Wochenendes noch
'nen letzten 'Spaziergang' machen können, und für
'nen guten Preis...
Aber, es gibt hier natürlich wie überall auch
Angst! Jawohl, liebe
Freunde, Sie hören gut, Angst! Und was nun,
kleiner Mann? Hmmm? Hat der
Kleine Angst, na? Ja, der Kleine hat Angst! Einst,
etwa 20 Jahre her,
kurz nach der Wende, war einmal hier in Hamburg
ein kleiner Mann, der
keine Angst hatte. Lass uns ihn 'Hänschen' nennen,
na, 'ne gute Name für
'ne Hansestadt, doch? Hänschen, aus Hänschenstadt,
HH!
Und das man hier Angst hat, das verstehe ich doch
sehr wohl, denn sie
alle wissen natürlich das dieser Teil Europas
Grenzegebiet ist und seit
vielen Jahrhunderten hat man darum Angst: 'Die
Nothwendigkeit ist das
Reich der Natur und die Freiheit das Reich der
Gnade'. Und nicht weit
von hier, hinter der Elbe, fangt Asien an. Hinter
der Elbe, wo es
immer noch sehr viel Natur gibt, aber leider keine
Gnade. Ja, jedes
Jahrhundert gibt's einige Male ein Fluß, von Osten
nach Westen,
fluß nach fluß mit wilden Asiatischen horden,
gnadenlose Reiter mit
nadenlosen Pferden, ganz ohne Erbarmen aus
feldgrauen Morgenrotlanden!
Immer wieder stürzen sich auf das Abendland ganz
die Wut und ganz die
Rasernei in endlosen Reihen aus endlosen Steppen
aus der endlosen Wüste
der gnadenlosen Tatarei! Und wir alle sind nur
Weicheier und 'sie' sind
hier im Westen wie Max und Moritz im Land von
Kokanien, Schlaraffenland,
dort wo jetzt gegrillte, wohlgebratene Hünchen
direkt in dein
geöffnetes Mündchen fliegen, schlupp!
Aber so war es damals, etwa 20 Jahre her, unser
Hänschen der an jedem
Sonntagabend in der Nähe von der 'Kleinen
Freiheit', am Tag des Herrn,
in der Nacht für die Herren, wirklich ein
Sonderangebot hatte, für alle
Herren der Nacht.
'Frische Birne! Volle Birne! Spezialangebot!
Frische Birne! Volle Birne!
Ich hab' sie gepflegt und gefüttert!
Spezialangebot volle Birne! Und für
'nen guten Preis 'nen letzten Spaziergang, na?'
Die Leute da wissen
natürlich alle das seine 'Früchte' ganz
'gegennatürlich' waren, sein
'Obst' und sein 'Gemüse' ganz entartet, aber das
war ihnen allen in Sankt
Pauli selbstverständlich nur scheißegal. Und man
soll dabei verstehen das
unser kleines Liebesprinschen nähmlich einzig,
großartig, glänzend,
phänomenal war. Sein wertvolles
'Elbebein',schneeweiß, vielleicht nicht
vergleichbar mit dem 'Schwäbisches Töpfchen', aber
doch, für die
Connaisseurs in der Region eine sehr gerühmte
Lokalspezialität, und sein
'Blumenfleisch', rosenblumrot, unser 'Narziss' mit
'Goldmund', unser
'Lorelei' von 'Elbemund', solch'n kleines
Bubelein, so frisch und
fröhlich knabelich, und für 'nen guten Preis! An
jedem Tag des Herrn, in
jeder Nacht den Herren...
Einmal aber gab es auch für Hänschen 'nen letzten
'Spaziergang'. Damals
war, einige Jahre nach der Wende, ein
Flugzeugträger der Russischen
Kriegsmarine im Hafen angekommen mit etwa 800
ausgehungerten Matrosen,
Schaum, oder darf ich mal sagen 'Abschaum', aus
allen Teilen des altes
Zarenreichs:
Russen, Belarussen, Ukrainer und Kosaken, Esten,
Letten und Litauern,
Polen und Moldawier, Wolgadeutschen und Ostjuden,
Georgier, Armenier und
Aserbaidschaner, Osseten, Tscherkessen und
Tetschener, Kalmücken,
Baschkiren und Tataren, Kazaken, Kirgisen,
Uzbeken, Turkmenen und
Tadschiken, Buryaten und Mongolen, Yakuten und
Tunguzen, Koryaken, und so
weiter...
Och, diese armen Jung'männer! Durch ihre eigenen
ethnischen
Gesellschaften 'abgesandt'! Wenn sie zurückkehren
mit Gold und Ehre
möchte das schon gut sein, aber wenn sie ebenfalls
niemals wiederkehren,
na, dann wäre das eigentlich am besten... Die
Notwendigkeit, das Reich
der Natur...
Und ich hab' Ihnen schon gesagt, kleines süßes
Hänschen hatte keine
Angst. An diesem Tag des Herrn hatte er einige von
diesen feldgrauen
Morgenrotlandmatrosen 'am Bahn' entfernt und er
war mit ihnen mitgegangen
um sich, für 'nen guten Preis, mit ihnen zu
'vereinbaren'. Doch diesmal
war alles anders. Noch niemals war für unser
Hänschen 'das Rätsel der
mannmännlichen Liebe' einfach so eintrittlich
haßvoll und gegenwärtig
eingetreten!
Unser Hänschen war ganz überrascht und überwältigt
durch die ganze Wut
und Rasernei aus der endlosen Wüste der gnadenlose
Tatarei! Hatte der
alte Goethe das gemeint mit 'das ewig Männliche'?
Oder war es nur der
Zorn Gottes, 'Dies Irae' am Tag des Herrn ohne
Unterschied und ohne
Urteil, den Zorn eines tragisches Gottes um die
Gegenwärtigkeit der
eigenhändig gemachten Natur?
Am nächtsten Tag, im feldgrauen Morgenrot, würde
sein 'freies', nacktes
Körperchen gefunden, nicht weit von der
Elbebrücken, am Rand der
Autostrasse beim Kai. Und noch niemals hatte der
sehr geehrte und sehr
gelehrte und sehr beliebte Professsor am Institut
für Kriminalforschung
solch ein außergewöhnlich 'ausgewohntes' Loch
angetroffen! Bei der
Autopsie wurden auch bis zu 8 Liter menschliches
Samen entdeckt, 3 Liter
im Magen, 3 Liter in den Gedärmen und etwa 2 Liter
in, für die medische
Wissenschaft ganz neuen Eintritten, oder darf ich
mal sagen
'Einschnitten' und Einsichten der wirklich
unbegrenzten Möglichkeiten der
menschliche Physiognomie! 'Lasciate ogni speranza,
voi ch'entrate', zur
Liebeshölle und zum Liebesparadies würde diese
Liebeskarawane ohne Ende
nie aufhören und selbst wenn der Tod eingetreten
ist, möchten sie nicht
aufhören neue ungekannte Liebeshöhlen handmässig,
oder darf ich mal sagen
'leibmässig', durch ein endlos kräftiges stoßen
auszugraben.
Auch die Resultate der DNA-Prüfung waren sehr,
sehr interessant und sehr,
sehr typisch! Das ganze Blut-Emporium des altes
Zaren-Imperiums hatte
dabei 'acte de présence' gemacht! Russen,
Belarussen, Ukrainer und
Kosaken, Esten, Letten und Litauern, Polen und
Moldawier, Wolgadeutschen
und Ostjuden, Georgier, Armenier und
Aserbaidschaner, Osseten,
Tscherkessen und Tetschener, Kalmücken, Baschkiren
und Tataren, Kazaken,
Kirgisen, Uzbeken, Turkmenen und Tadschiken,
Buryaten und Mongolen,
Yakuten und Tunguzen, Koryaken, und so weiter...
Und so werden eigentlich doch am Ende alle
Menschen Brüder, wer hätte
das gedacht! Mit bis zu 8 Liter in seinem
Körperchen zusammengebracht,
waren das etwa 800 männlichen, oder darf ich mal
sagen 'mannmännlichen'
Spritzen, wovon bis zu 300 'post mortem', nicht
nur unangenehm, auch
ekelhaft! Man konnte natürlich an einen
Zusammenhang denken, aber ich
weiß, 'das Schwarz und Weiß ist kein Beweis', und
das Russisches
Bärenschiff hatte den Hafen schon verlassen und
befand sich seit vielen
Stunden auf dem 'Mare Liberum'. Auch das
Ministerium hatte, so kurz nach
dem Anschluß von Volksgenossen und
Volksgenossinnen aus der gnadenlosen
'Demokratischen Volksrepublik' ins Ostland, leider
keine diplomatischen
Krawalle mit den ausgehungerten post-sovietischen
Russen. So, bis zu
diesem Tag des Herrn, lautet die offizielle
Polizei-Anzeige dieses
tragisches Falls immer noch:
'Hergang unbekannt'...
Ach, und niemals wieder wird man noch mal 'dans le
port d'Hambourg', am
Tag des Herrn, seine schöne, hohe Stimme singen
hören: 'Frische Birne!
Volle Birne! Spezialangebot! Frische Birne!
Volle Birne! Spezialangebot
voller Birne! '...
Und dieser kleine Mann, der keine Angst hatte und
nicht 'für sich allein
gestorben war', die ganze ewige Rache
Gottes,'Flagello de Dio', aus dem
gnadenlosen Osten voll Finsterniss für die ganze
Stadt, voll Sünden, ganz
allein auf sich 'genommen' hatte; Diesmal die
Großstadt ganz gerettet!
Und für 'nen guten Preis, na? Ein kleines
Opferchen!
Denn was soll Hamburg sein ohne sein Hänschen? Wo
soll diese 'Freie
Hansestadt' noch bleiben, hmmm?...
'An 'nem schönen, blauen Montag liegt ein toter
Mann am Kai, und ein
Mensch geht um die Ecke den man 'Judas
Goldstein' nennt'...
Guy Tavares Guerra Roque
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And a final thought for this issue...
"You understand now that you are no longer a fairy
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but that you are actually a monkey with a brain
full of mush trying to sort out
whats right in front of you"